Imagine stepping outside at night and seeing this silently parked in front of you. No sound. No warning. Just a massive UFO hovering there.
What’s your very first move?
Run? Record it? Try to communicate? Or are you frozen on the spot?
by breaking_views
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Asking them for advanced knowledge on how to drop our fuel prices.
My first move would be to freeze.
Just a jump to the left
Don’t probe me bro.
Beam me up Scotty!
“Take me, take me of this fucked up rock”
Tap camera, tap record red button, start documenting day, time, zone
Grab my potato camera and shake it around to get a really good picture, then write a book and go on podcasts to tell everyone about the picture I have that I won’t show anyone
RUN!
Actually, I just stood there and don’t remember what happened.
Ask them to take me with them for a day or two
Take out my Samsung ultra and get evidence
It would be to put a bunch of opaque filters on my camera, start recording while shaking/moving the camera around and not recording it very much, and definitely make sure to only record for no more than 30 seconds.
Imma run like the wind to not end up like the guy in the helicopter flying over Chernobyl in 1986.
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Just watch it
Try to communicate and talk to them.
🖖 Hey, how are you doing? How is the weather on Andromeda these days? Wish you a lovely day.
I’d wave. First off, I want to meet aliens. Second off, if their hostile there’s nothing I can do. So might as well wave.
Wave like a loon, and try to get off this rock before the culling.
Pull out my 8 iron and hit a knock-down shot at it lol.
Id pull out my golden fiddle i won from the devil and write the sequel to the greatest song ever made
Ask my wife for a clean pair of underwear
Speaking from experience you just stand there confused. What I saw was moving though. I had 15 seconds to video it but brain was focused on the object
show them my spotify playlists and podcasts. ask if they wanna try a burger. get em really high and drunk. then, take their ship.
Are they the (hot) Nordic blonds? Let me aboard and take me to your leader, I come in peace and in the spirit of unity and bonding. I’d try and film it, too.
Reptilians? *Maybe* they’re a cool lounge lizard species; go aboard, get a rad sun tan under the artificial sun they must use as they’re an ectothermic species. If not, I’d try to run away and probably get eaten.
Small greys? The cool kind ([Paul](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1092026/)) or the shit kind ([Fire In The Sky](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106912/))? Go aboard or flee (or hope I could if they haven’t frozen me in a beam of light so they can do awful probing things to me), respectively.
Insectoids? Unless they’re *super* cool, run like hell.
If I took a really good photo of that and posted it online, people would just say it’s fake, lol.