They say aliens smell like a pot of boiling cat piss, and people that come in contact with them get sick and or die. Plus they can read our minds which sounds like a total alpha move, I dont like it. And theyll eat all our pecan sandies.
by JasonMallen
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I don’t want them around us, I just want an explanation for our existence and why we were abandoned.
They probably think so little of us, that we don’t even deserve an answer.
Of course, you think they’re going to be worse than humans?
Do we have a choice?
I want them inside me.
We’re starting the specism early I see.
What slurs are we going to use?
What if they help propel us more into the the space age? What if there is some galactic empire? I know it’s all a lot of what ifs but what if?
The entire universe is these types just as the entire earth is (picks a random human) all just like this person.
They already here
Lol, specism before actual proof of aliens.
They should just glass this planet from orbit before we are truly able to leave it.
Bro I didnt understand what the big deal was but stay the f away from our sandies
Buddy , they are already around us
Maybe they’ll do a better job than we have.
I like animals more than humans so I am thrilled to hang out with some aliens.
Idc honestly. Sure? If they’re good people then who cares? I’m sure we would learn a lot from each other and it doesn’t matter to me if they look different.
Humans are the ones I worry about more. An awful lot more. They have a history of doing the unspeakable.
you can’t be serious right now, i live with an alien for 10 years and lil bro is fun as fuck, we use to smoke pot on the weekends, he have a job too by the way, he works at McDonalds.
How about, do extraterrestrials or interdimensional beings…,even want us around them?
US? I dont even want yall around me
Could they be any worse than the fuckers living here now?
I’ve met quite a few humans in my time that smell like boiled cat piss.
Question should be, do THEY want US around?
I just want to fuck an alien cuh
Aliens: do we really want humans around us
Hell’s yeah
Oh, wait, is this an American Dad reference?
Bro who cares if they smell they are infinitely more intelligent than us
Why not. More homies
Anything’s better than humans.
Better than other humans.
I’d be fine with that.
I do, personally. I’d love to learn what life is like outside our bubble