What if, instead of going into politics, White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller decided to become a Hollywood actor starring in his breakout role as a rectal polyp?
by NicolasCageFan492
What if, instead of going into politics, White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller decided to become a Hollywood actor starring in his breakout role as a rectal polyp?
by NicolasCageFan492
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Looks like he was made for the part!
Either way he’s a pain in the ass
This is the best post this sub has seen in ages.
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I don’t think people would believe it, the rectal polyp is more popular and has better morals
I think they use Stephen Millers forehead to generate energy the same way people claim the caps of the pyramids did.
I look forward to him getting kicked out of the secure seclusion of military housing
Oh, and he and his wife look like twins. FYI.
r/whatifhistory
Dude ignored his true calling.
Why not both?
I literally don’t follow any political subs becasue the shit gives anxiety so I don’t know or give a fuck who this is.
Why the fuck is it in the alternate history sub? What about this isnt political current events?
Probably would take the route of “metastasized cancerous polyps are polyps too and deserve the same rights and treatments as benign polyps”. And the film would portray him as a cancerous polyp that is being systematically punished and withheld from by society and the government.
I’d subscribe
Not sure if that works, polyps are sometimes benign
