This is a real statement from the WH on April 14, 2026

by Professional_Arm794

27 Comments

  1. mellowharmony123 on

    Sounds like the U.S goverment just grew into a teenager who’s discovering pot

  2. MyOpinionOverYours on

    Reads more like a management hypebeast moment for bureaucrats than something true. However. I appreciate the imagination it brings.

  3. Toastytuesdee on

    Are they literally using the most advanced technology known to mankind just to manipulate stocks and polymarket? 🤦🏽‍♂️ I’m tired y’all. Real fucking tired.

  4. Maybe they are talking about trains? Like… trains manipulate space by moving stuff right? And then the stuff on the train experiences time relativity? So like… time-space… and… uh… reality… um…

    *rips bong for 30 consecutive seconds*

    *bursts out laughing*

    I’m sorry, I can’t. I just can’t. Oh my fuggin lol we live in the stupidest moment in American history ayy lmao

  5. Pete Hegseth is giving sermons in the white house too, draw your own conclusions about the overall mental state of the government

  6. I read the whole thing. The only high strangeness I see is how incoherent and riddled with contradictions, hypocrisy, and random opinions no one asked for, the vast majority of this bad-faith pseudo-scientific pep talk is.

    This is coming from the same regime that just fired the board of the National Science Foundation, btw.

    The only valid point I saw was that we are indeed so limited by bureaucracy, regulations, and permitting as a country that it’s difficult to build new infrastructure or develop new technologies in some cases. This is a known issue that won’t be solved by the likes of these brain-drainers.

  7. Consistent_Detail85 on

    Word play. Cmon now, don’t be so literal. That’s not meant to say they have a deLorean parked in The Rose Garden.

  8. thisguyoverhere77 on

    You guys get trolled so hard by the 19 year old in charge of this administration’s websites and accounts.

  9. Project looking glass went from satanic cult, to being adopted by the elites and government. A long time ago there was some 4chan stuff on how there was an invisible war going on between shadow entities. I remember reading a Epstein file tied to looking glass that read like something out of science-fiction but is very real. If there is anything you take away from announcements like this, it’s that they are preparing for the next phase, these Satan worshippers have a rule about making their plans public before going through with them. If they still use a form of looking glass that could mean that a lot of you that would have the balls to speak up they’re more than likely already seeing your actions in the future an altering the timeline ever so slightly to avoid triggering any actions that lead to revolution or potentially guiding us to a world without God, and only Satan.