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  1. hobby_gynaecologist on

    Tape your camera to a stick and push it like a spear up the stairs, but don’t walk up it yourself.

  2. Oh, I love this game

    – A tree branch could fall on you. 

    – A poisonous snake could be sunning itself and get startled

    – You could slip and break your ankle. 

    – A plague bearing chipmunk could bite you

    – Giant angry wasp nest

    – Slenderman/Bigfoot signing a secret treaty, and eliminating any witnesses. 

  3. The reason you shouldn’t do it is that you risk injury if the stairs collapse or if you accidentally go past the top step and fall. Buuut if you happen to see some secret forest dimension, let us all know, and take pictures!

  4. MoreSnowMostBunny on

    You could wake up to being fed berries from a long extinct plant species, wondering why everyone around you is humming and them laughing about how your corpse is gonna freak out David Paulides when they do physics-defying shit to you.

  5. Leaves be crunchy, youll probably step in the stair and no clip 10k feet in the air. Youll be okay if you can managed 7 christ airs AFTER you start falling again.

  6. You walk into a universe brane and go to a universe that is not compatible with your structure, or you go to a universe where the humans are kind & compassionate and money does not exist.