Rep. Burchett tells news host “We Are Not Alone”
Host: “Roswell. Area 51. Wright Patterson. We’ve been hearing about this for 70 years. I know ya can’t talk about much ‘cause you’re an active member but — Are we alone?”
Burchett: “No we’re not. We are not alone.”
by 87LucasOliveira
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‘Trust me bro’
at least he looks happy and not all too worried or concerned.
They can never just straight up say it
It’s more like we’ve been getting blue balled for 70 years
OAN the source of quality journalism.
Let my guess, he has a book coming out soon?
Proof that news people don’t actually watch the news.
The juxtaposition of someone people who are apparently in the know saying shit that makes them sound terrified and then shit like this just gives more credence to the idea that the ultra religious people that know genuinely think aliens of all kinds are demons. They’re the ones trying to make sure we never know the truth because it destroys their idea of what the universe is.
But I’m not gonna tell you anything, because this knowledge would destroy you as a person and annihilate our society to the point of total breakdown and chaos in the streets. It is a good thing that I, Rep. Burchett, am strong enough to keep this unspeakable knowledge to myself and not let out even a hint of it.
Thank you for listening.
Not only are the wheels going to come off, they’re going to launch themselves up into the air and flip like pancakes.
Tim could just say it and be the most popular person today and in history, probs bigger than Yaweh.
Another right wing hack with no clout to their name spewing the same b.s. Sam shit, different face.
OAN ,I’m sorry but fuck no