I always said that skin suit was a lousy disguise.
r0addawg on
Look, the dimples, ON THE HEAD. Lol
TheTendieMans on
He’s just an old, turtle lookin’ fuck face. Corrupt too, but that’s pretty much synonymous with being a politician at this point.
Tha_Maestro on
Uhh… okay?
Zero7CO on
You are just not turtley enough for the turtle club
GerthySchIongMeat on
Dear god…
kx_2fiddy on
SpaceSequoia on
Lol I see it now
WaffleHouseGladiator on
He’sa great, beeg boss jerk-mon!
chica771 on
Wearing that Mitch Mcconnell hat, I see!
1984SKIN on
…wait till you see his asshole.
concretetroll60 on
maddhatter783 on
doctorStrange1218 on
I always find it funny when people think a highly advanced species trying to blend in would have the worst Scooby Doo disguises ever made. It’s probably the ones that look completely average, if anything.
DeadDeceasedCorpse on
Excusme me, what? Pareidolia much, my G?
T4N60SUKK4 on
Mods, remove this dumb shit
sasqwatchers on
It’s the penis he swallowed before being photographed
_psylosin_ on
He’s not an alien, just a pulsating tumor on the butthole of America
ohlawdeee on
Honestly, might be onto something, because why the fuck don’t they just fold all that shit in otherwise.
He’s already fallen down publicly and sounds like he’s speaking through a box. Just retire and sit for a bit buddy, we humans are doing a bad enough job without your involvement
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He’s just an old fuck
🤣🤣🤣
Soft disclosure at it’s finest.
Lol he’s a turtle
This is one of the evil alien species we were warned about.
https://preview.redd.it/v14s5e1spfbg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c70182b0128287af33e3dd4b3db5fcb8901d1b6
What?
Ballchinian.
I see an upside down reproductive stick.
I always said that skin suit was a lousy disguise.
Look, the dimples, ON THE HEAD. Lol
He’s just an old, turtle lookin’ fuck face. Corrupt too, but that’s pretty much synonymous with being a politician at this point.
Uhh… okay?
You are just not turtley enough for the turtle club
Dear god…
Lol I see it now
He’sa great, beeg boss jerk-mon!
Wearing that Mitch Mcconnell hat, I see!
…wait till you see his asshole.
I always find it funny when people think a highly advanced species trying to blend in would have the worst Scooby Doo disguises ever made. It’s probably the ones that look completely average, if anything.
Excusme me, what? Pareidolia much, my G?
Mods, remove this dumb shit
It’s the penis he swallowed before being photographed
He’s not an alien, just a pulsating tumor on the butthole of America
Honestly, might be onto something, because why the fuck don’t they just fold all that shit in otherwise.
https://preview.redd.it/zcg64ma0tfbg1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3339103b05bf26cd02e2455560d8d25ec380448a
He’s already fallen down publicly and sounds like he’s speaking through a box. Just retire and sit for a bit buddy, we humans are doing a bad enough job without your involvement