Age of Disclosure official movie profile fueling speculation that President Trump will reveal the alien presence this year

by mankrip

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  1. SirGaylordSteambath on

    They’re clearly just advertising the film, not stating trump will make a statement

  2. KelVelBurgerGoon on

    The guy who made that movie can’t even pronounce nuclear correctly. I doubt he uncovered anything worthwhile.

  3. My fellow Americans.

    We’ve made a tremendous discovery. Tremendous. People are saying it’s the best discovery in human history, it’s the aliens. Real ones. Not the fake ones who are taking all our jobs and they talk about on CNN. These are real, folks, green, shiny, very advanced. Some say even smarter than Joe Biden, which, frankly, is not that hard.

    They came down in a beautiful spaceship, really beautiful, sleek design. If I had built it, it would’ve been called the Trump Starliner, and it would’ve been even nicer, believe me. They landed right here and they said, “Mr. Trump, your planet is very, very lucky to have you.” That’s what they said! And I told them, “You’re right, it is.”

    We’re negotiating a deal with them, a fantastic deal. Nobody makes deals like me. They’ve got technology, we’ve got golf courses. It’s going to be great for both planets. Maybe we’ll build Trump Mars, the best resort in the galaxy. No one’s ever seen anything like it.

    The fake news will say it’s a hoax. They always do. But believe me, folks, I’ve seen them. Tremendous guys. Big heads, very respectful, they stand when I enter the room, which is more than I can say for Nancy Pelosi.

    So yes, aliens are real. They love America, they love Trump, and quite frankly, they said Earth was doing terrible until 2016, when I showed up. They know it, we know it. We’re going to make the Milky Way Great Again.

    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER #MAGA

  4. The president isn’t doing crap for anyone but himself. You got a billion dollars to pay him for disclosure? No? No disclosure. When the F are people going to get that?

  5. theheckyouwill on

    Nah, that’s a psy op for sure. All the ass hats initially saying Cankles was going to disclose if he became President was also part of the psy op.

  6. As dumb as disclosure would be right now. It will add credibility to the whistleblowers claims. We need that.

  7. 1chomp2chomp3chomp on

    Lol check the dates on the original tweet. The big announcement at 11am Eastern was his medical plan or like medicine costs and someone fainted and there’s pictures of him looking upset that attention was briefly off of him. I like the follow up hype tweet, “two more weeks!” Indeed.

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