
We are said to be in the Lowest Darkest of the Yuga Ages. Of Kali the Dark Mother. Of sin, ignorant ‘ace’ people (aka stupid little beaches like beaches in the dead of winter on Greenland Icey land but it ain’t green but I grin wit chagrin when I let that sink in), and boy does it sink, right to the bottom with all the other sinking sin that goes down the same way it came in. A tale told by an idiot in a penny Cinema-Sinema, Sinderella, a SINtillating world that’s SINcerely SINergistic. SINcronicity. Everything is wrong even the kitchen SINk. But the SIN/syndrome is SICK-Cyclicle.
Occurring every bicycle. Unless you’re sick or an icicle/isickle…then you can see like ICEY that thoughts thawed at 33 are not frozen for the citizen who sits in zazen in a guarded den. Alright then, keep your secrets Ryan seacrest. But I’m spilling a bean or two. To raise the temp on this Chili now let me add the K,So?
That ‘k so?’ Is that in Hindu cosmology, time is cyclical, not linear. It revolves through a repeating cycle of four great ages called Yugas, known as a Mahayuga. This cycle is often compared to a cosmic day of the creator god Brahma.
In each subsequent age, both the physical stature of humans and their spiritual stature (lifespan, virtue, intelligence) progressively decline. Here is how the four Yugas describe this descent:
- The Four Yugas and Their Characteristics
The four Yugas progress from a golden age of purity to a dark age of ignorance.
· Satya Yuga (Krita Yuga) – The Age of Truth:
· Virtue: Dharma stands on all four legs (perfect).
· Human Stature: Humans were gigantic and robust. Scriptures describe the average height as around 21 cubits (approximately 32 feet or 10 meters).
· Lifespan: The average human lifespan was about 100,000 years.
· Nature: Born from the will of the creator, humans were naturally meditative, peaceful, and possessed great spiritual powers.
· Treta Yuga – The Age of Rituals:
· Virtue: Dharma loses one leg, standing on three.
· Human Stature: Height decreased to around 14 cubits (approximately 21 feet or 6.5 meters).
· Lifespan: The average lifespan dropped to 10,000 years.
· Nature: This was the age of great emperors like Lord Rama. Humans relied more on rituals and agriculture than pure willpower.
· Dvapara Yuga – The Age of Doubt:
· Virtue: Dharma is reduced to two legs.
· Human Stature: Height further decreased to around 7 cubits (approximately 10.5 feet or 3.5 meters).
· Lifespan: The average lifespan was around 1,000 years.
· Nature: This was the age of Lord Krishna and the Mahabharata war. Humans became more diseased and reliant on scripture to differentiate right from wrong.
· Kali Yuga – The Age of Darkness (Current Age):
· Virtue: Dharma stands on only one leg.
· Human Stature: Humans are the smallest in the cycle. Ancient texts describe the height as "the size of a thumb" metaphorically, but physically it is said to be around 3.5 cubits (approximately 5 to 6 feet or 1.5 to 1.8 meters), which matches modern humanity.
· Lifespan: The maximum lifespan is theoretically 100 years, but in practice, it is much shorter due to decay.
· Nature: Characterized by quarrel (Kali), ignorance, short memory, and minimal spiritual perception.
- The Symbolism of Shrinking
The physical shrinking of humans is not just a biological observation but a reflection of the shrinking of consciousness.
· Subtle to Gross: In Satya Yuga, humans were spiritually "large" (subtle energy). As time degrades, they become more physically "dense" and materialistic.
· Reduced Vitality: The decline in stature parallels the decline in lifespan and moral fiber. As the earth's "holding capacity" for virtue decreases, so does the physical vessel that houses the soul.
- The Cosmic Time Scale
To understand the scale of this "shrinking," the durations are immense:
· Satya Yuga: 1,728,000 years
· Treta Yuga: 1,296,000 years
· Dvapara Yuga: 864,000 years
· Kali Yuga: 432,000 years (we are currently in the early stages of this age)
- The Cyclical Return
This descent is not permanent. After Kali Yuga ends in dissolution (pralaya), the cycle resets. A new Satya Yuga begins, and giant, virtuous humans will appear once again, starting the process of cosmic evolution anew.
In summary, the Yugas describe a universe that winds down over time, where the physical body shrinks as a direct manifestation of the decline in truth, vitality, and dharma.
by WetWitDryHumor

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They’re not though
L’arbre d’Adam et Eve 🫥
When you think a rock is a tree you may just be the ONE they describe as
**”Dumb as a stump”**
The atmosphere required to allow giants to exist or biblical secret of mana type trees was never possible
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Please please keep these thoughts to yourself. Too many ppl on this sub will see this video and be like WOAH 🤯 who knew. I really wish my country would focus on education more as it seems everyone is getting dumber by the day.
If Devils Tower was a tree proportional to its diameter it would extend into low earth orbit and collapse under its own weight. There isn’t a material on earth it could be made of that would make a structure that size physically possible. Even aerogel is too heavy at that scale.
it would just immediately die of thirst, the way trees pump water up to their leaves is completely unsustainable at those heights
No
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There’s a 150 million year old petrified tree stump in the British museum. There’s definitely more
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